I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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