I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
my shit smells like andre
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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