they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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