it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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