you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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