I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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