He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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