dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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