She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
one might say we're banned from that church
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
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Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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