SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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