90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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