Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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