He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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