Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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