My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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