What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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