why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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