Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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