...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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