By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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