I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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