Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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