she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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