I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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