I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
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Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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