that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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