Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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