I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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