now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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