You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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