Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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