My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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