Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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