just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
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I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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