I don't think brook has ever known best
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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