i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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