I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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