haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Pappa wants mamma naked
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
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i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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