She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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