i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
we made out on top of his cat.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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