i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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