just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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