well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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