From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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