My Higher Power is John Stamos
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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