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my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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