Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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