I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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