What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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