I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
vagina is talking i cant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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